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Hey qvReaders!

Although the weather is getting c-c-c-colder these days, my advice to my qvBoys is gettin’ hotter! From men to money, my crystal ball is telling me that you can expect some good things...wait, I mean some really, really great things to happen to you during the next few months. My suggestion to you: enjoy it while it lasts!

Model: Cory

Aries ARIES (March 21-April 19)
It’s getting cold outside...so where’s your man? What? You don’t have one! What about those winter nights coming up? What about sleeping by the fireplace with him? If you’re tired of being alone, then get out of the house, and meet some eligible QV bachelors! You deserve to know what it’s like to have a soul mate...so put yourself out there—and be open to falling in love!
Taurus TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Are you heterophobic? You know, that’s when you are afraid of going to straight places! I say that because you only go to QV clubs, hang out with QV people, live a QV life, and don’t want to have to deal with anything straight! Well, get out of the closet! It’s not healthy to be a phobic. Go to a straight bar, befriend a straight guy, and see that it’s okay to live in a straight world! You owe it to yourself to open your mind!
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Why are you so rude? You’re always putting other people down just to make yourself feel better! Well, stop that nonsense and start treating people with a little more respect! Why do I say that? Because one of these days, you’re going to need help, and it will be one of those people you put down who will be in a position to make or break you! So start making friends with everyone—even with your enemies!
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
You’re thinking about changing careers? Well, do it! Go back to school, find a new career goal, and get your master’s degree in it! It has been said that in your lifetime, you will have about seven careers...so don’t limit yourself into thinking that the career you have right now will be the only one. If you want a change, then just “Do it!”
LEO (July 23-Aug. 23)
Boy, you sure love technology. You’ve got your fancy cell phone that hooks up to your PDA and lets you check your e-mail. You can even listen to the radio on it! Not to mention, you got your top-of-the-line home computer with a super fast DSL connection. But with all these communications capabilities, why are you not communicating with your family. Change that! Pick up the phone and reach out to your mom, dad, brother, and sister! Show ’em that you still care!
VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 23)
Wow, papi, you’re looking good! I’ve seen you with a 2-pack, 4-pack, and now you did it...you got the 6-pack. Everyone is after you...but let me tell you...don’t be shallow. You spent all this time on your body...but just as important, spend time on your mind. Keep learning, keep your mind active—learn new stuff like computers, finance, business...or whatever! Not only will you have the body, but also the brains! A well-rounded papi!
LIBRA (Sept. 24-oct. 22)
You deserve a special treat! So let me ask you, “Would you like some steamed vegetables?” What? Hell no? Then go to the store and spoil yourself with some milk and Oreo cookies right now! Why the special treatment? Because you’re always giving to others, and it’s about time that you start giving to yourself, at least for tonight. You’ve earned it. So live it up—and treat yourself the way you treat others!
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Money troubles are coming your way...so prepare for it! Cancel your cell phone, at least until this hardship passes! What, you can’t? You signed on for a year? Well, then, papi, cut back on the fast-food! You don’t need a Big Mac, especially when you can eat something cheaper like frijoles, rice, chicken, and tuna! Not only will you be cutting back on your spending, you’ll also be cutting back on your fat-intake! Not a bad idea. Kill two birds with one stone!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Are you the more intellectual type? You like playing chess, furthering your education...and you have an I.Q. of over 150. And what about your boyfriend? You say you can’t communicate with him because he’s at a lower level than you are. If that’s the case, then why are you with him? Oh...you are in love! If you are in love, then you gotta compromise. Don’t try to change him for what he is not! If he’s not as smart as you are, or if you can’t communicate well with him, and if you can’t handle that, then get rid of him!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Is it true that you want to be a millionaire? Well, you are not going to be if you keep on spending your money on unnecessary things! Instead of buying a Porsche, buy a Geo, you know, something functional—and invest the rest of the money! Instead of buying a fancy DVD player, buy a basic one—and, once again, invest the rest! What am I getting at? Save your money because in no time, I see that you’ll become a multi-millionaire.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Are you wearing make-up! Why? To hide your blemishes? No! no! no! Let your true face shine! Don’t worry about other people! When you meet guys, and probably a potential boyfriend, I want them to like you for who you are—and not for what you want them to see! Drop the mask, be true to yourself, and show the world who you really are!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
Grammar, sentences, and all that stuff? Who cares? You should! It’s alright to talk ghetto in front of your friends, but when you’re at work in a professional environment, you need to speak properly. You might not realize it, but the way you talk has an impact on how people perceive you. Instead of saying, “I’m feeling good,” say, “I’m feeling well.” Got that?

 

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